Shah Rukh Khan - The Cheapest Copy Cat

The S R K fans say that Salman/Amir both Khans are copy cat just because they made remakes of Tamil/Telegu/Malayam films but things they should also know about their cheapest copy cat idol- Shah Rukh Khan:

Unofficial Remakes Of Shah Rukh Khan:

1. Baadshah = Nick Of Time, The Mask, Rush Hour, Mr. Nice Guy

2. Bazigar(Sharukh Khan)=A kiss before dying(1991; starring Sean Young).

3. chak de india --> mighty ducks, miracle on ice(1981)

4. mohabbatein – absolution, Dead Poets Society 1989

5. MAIN HOON NA*/NEVER BEEN KISSED* , Toy Soldiers (1991 film), Hiding Out (1987), 

fight back to school(1991) Main ho na fighting sequence from scorpion versus johnny(cage)

6. CHALTE CHALTE*/FORGET PARIS*, fools rush in(1997)

7. KING UNCLE*/ ANNIE

8. KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI**/ SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE, grease(1st half clg stuf) & sleepless 

in SEATTLE (2nd half)

9. Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna – Closer, Divorce American Style (1967), Brief Encounter (1945),

10. Chamatkar 1992 Blackbeard's Ghost 1968

11. dil to pagal hai- annie hall(1997), 42nd Street (film)

12. josh- west side story(1961)

13. kal ho na ho- my life without me(2003)

14. swades- chigurida kanasu(2003, kannada)

15. yes boss- for love or money(1993)

16. Heyy Babyy 2007 Three Men and a Baby 1987

17. I See You 2006 Just Like Heaven 2005

18. MNIK - ADAM Released 2009, Remake of Rain Man (1988), Forest Gump (1994).

19. OSO – Remake of Madhumati and Karz

20. DDLJ - The Sure Thing (1985), The scene where Himani Shivpuri is purchasing a saree 

and Shahrukh helps her decide from the window is copied from Witness for the Prosecution (1957).

21. Dulha Mil Gaya - Remake of My Fair Lady (1964), Dulhan Wahi Jo Piya Man Bhaye (1977), 

Naseeb Apna Apna (1986)

22. Duplicate - Remake of The Whole Town's Talking (1935) and Desperado (19950  Gunfight in bar, (is exactly the same).

23. Hum Tumhare Hain Sanam - Remake of K.S. Adiyaman's Tamil hit Thotta Chinungi (1995).

24. Koyla (1997) - Remake of Revenge (1990)

25. Krazzy 4 - Remake of The Dream Team (1989).

26. One 2 Ka 4 - Remake of One Good Cop (1991).

27. Raam-Jaane - Remake of Angels With Dirty Faces (1938).

28. Paheli - Nagamandala (Kannada) 1997.

29. BHOOTHNATH - The Canterville Ghost 1944

30. Sathiya - Alaipayuthey (2000)

31. SHAKTI - Telugu film "Antahpuram" 1999.

32. PHIR BHI DIL HAI HINDUSTANI - the front page 1974, broadcast news 1987.

33. DARR - cape fear 1991.

Official remakes of Shah Rukh Khan :

1. Don

2. Devdas

3. Billu 

If you have any doubt, you may check Google.

Reasons why most of the people hate Shah Rukh Khan

• He is the only creature who sounds like a goat but never tastes like one.
• He got into cricket, to make the neat place where a four was cheered with hooting, converted to goating... heyyyyyy......  foooouuurrrrrrr haaaaaaannn......
• He dared to drop Dada!
• He is a liar, even after gay relationships being made legal, he did not come out in public to accept his relation with Karan Johar.
• He is the protagonist in Rabne Banadi Jodi.
• His film, "I am a fattuu" never got released.
• Human rights and environmentalists should sue him, he has such a  big nose he consumes as much as 3 times more oxygen, hence making two people die being breathless some where.
• Some girls  like Shah Rukh khan cause they find him homogeneous.
• If anyone wears a t-shirt with his name printed, he is chased by dogs.

     And many reasons... So many that the space will be reaching its limits.

Is Shah Rukh Khan really a Gay?

According to a Reputed Bollywood News Reporter, who was covering a Bollywood dinner event last night, Shahrukh in the presence of his two close friends Arjun Rampal and Karan Johar made a statement about his weekend hangouts which unwittingly meant that the Trio go on weekend excursions on their own leaving their family (Karan is not married yet) behind. 

The reporter further added...

"Shahrukh's affair with Karan started in the early days of DDLJ.  He apparently didn't know of his sexuality untill he met karan and had some close moments with him during the Movie DDLJ.  Due to the relatively closed and conservative minds of Indian society then, he couldn't confess or explore more. Then he became popular and popular everyday and he had to carry that typical macho Bollywood star look all the time and he had to protect the truth about his sexual inclination at any cost"

"He was definitely in Love with Gauri but that was more or less platonic love and that was what society groomed him for - A man only loves a Girl.  He didn't take any risk with his reputation by having multiple affairs of any kind. A True romantic at heart, one one hand he managed to woo the kinds of kajol, rani and many other bollywood actresses on screen, yet on other hand he found solace and romantic comfort in the company of a few chosen ones who stayed with him through thick and thin."

Time has changed now. With more and more acceptance of gay culture in Indian society which is also reflected in Indian cinema in recent releases like Dostana, Fashion and many other such flicks, stars are coming forward and confessing in hinting words what their families have always known and kept a secret as loyal friends and well wishers!

Well, we have nothing against Shahrukh or Gays and we wish him all the best. :) One should be happy in his life and human rights defined in constitutions world over safeguard the freedom of a human to choose his life partner! 

Are don-isms impressing you?

After Ra. One failed on expectations, the loyals of Shahrukh Khan have moved their eyes to Don 2, which would be releasing this Christmas. Personally, the latest theatrical trailer does excite for the movie but the campaign of Donisms have clearly disappointed since the start of it. None of the lines work. In fact, they are cheesy and amateur. Lines like "Taakat ek nasha hain.. aur main uss nasha bananewali factory ka ek lauta maalik hoon" and "Mujhe logon ka khoon karne ka koi shauk nahi.. wohi mujhe majboor kardete hain" are so below standard, regular and uncreative, unlike the prequel where the creative lines for the protagonist were actually creative. To add more, the lines degrade progressively, every week. The producers have declared 13th November as the start of another Don 2 campaign. I really hope that the upcoming camgaign would electrify and reinterest us completely in the movie.

Ra. One has been declared as a flop at last!

Renowned critic Mr.Nahta(from etc) said the film is NOT a hit though it recovered its investment ( he also counted TV, satellite rights and subsidy given to the film in the collections, which is not the way it is done). As in, a movie's box office fate is ONLY decided by its theatrical collections, not its TV rights or anything else (If that was the case, almost every movie recovers its investment through satellite rights but they are not called successful or hits).

BoxOfficeKings labelled it as a flop.

Another trade site IBOSNetwork declared the film a flop and said "The distributors are set to suffer heavy losses."